Category Archives: Models

This Video Just Makes Me Smile…Cute Russian Dancer Chick

Has my head boppin’ side to side…especially starting on the 30th second of vid.
OK, and not to mention bangin bod, moves and jeans. LOVE the jeans.
Psssst. ((Call me)) HA HA

(Found out her name Ksyunya Alimpiyeva – Roman Alphabet – Kcюня Aлимпиевa – Russian)


Posted by on April 13, 2012 in Art, Beauty, Dance, Models, Music, Video


I Told You, My DiMattCa Clan, that I’d have something for ya……..are you sitting down? Sit down.

We left off with Matt impregnating a dolphin…
so while you guys passed out on me
here are the treasures that I stumbled upon.
(Which then in turn lead to adventures and creative genius. Don’t you just LOVE when that happens?)

We wondered what the baby would look like..
well, here’s Matt and Flipperina’s child, as a teen.
(Takes more after Matt it seems.)

When he was a baby, we weren’t quite sure who the father was.

Kewl pic I came across while on the search of Matt’s porpoise offspring pics.


Sweet, no?

Diana’s porpoise offspring.
Cute little thing.

Remember my adoptive family?
Found a pic of my brother. His such a pimp.

Imagine takin’ this guy to bed.
(Actually, it might make a threesome kinda fun. Or at least, interesting.)
Nice butt.

Which then brought me to multi-limbed frogs.
Believed to be caused by a parasite called Ribeiroia.

Awwwweeeeee. Why are baby things always so cute?

Which brought me to him…

And then to polydactyly. No Photoshop here. Tiz real.

A guy in my class had thumbs like this. HE could actually control it like a crab claw.
Twas neat. There was a girl in my same class that was missing a thumb
because when she was younger she sucked on it and to stop her, her mom bandaged it up.
Well, that thumb eventually fell off.
I always thought, “HEY! Why don’t you give your thumb to her!”
(BALANCE, no?)

Then KFC came to mind…

Which all at once inspired an ad campaign.
C’mon. Just TELL me I’m not a advertising GENIUS!!!
That’s why they pay me the BIG bucks!


Then, a buncha other randomness.
A freaky fish face

With all the work to create the frog tongue, don’t you think they coulda
Photoshopped the damn fillings out of her mouth?

Oh Kermie. What would Miss Piggy say!

Throwback to the topics:

Oh wait.

I got something for ya.

Right. I’m back.
To ma Dragomir:
Your very own Dragominater poster.
Coming to a theater near YOU!
I know you gonna just LOVE this. Again. I’m good.
You love it, yes??? Say you love it.

Shit’s good when I’m not distracted by you. Huh?
Me likey. Makes me smile.

Hope this finds you to a pleasant “wake up” once you rise again to greet another day
well, the SAME day…just later on in the afternoon.


I just CREAMED my pants…CUM check out some of life’s Treasures. You know you wanna.

And it wasn’t for a motorbike…OR vibrator.
However, if this has enough “shake” to it…I’d slap my legs around it and take it for a spin.
My buddy Lamar posted this on Facebook.

This is like the (I’d say the 2010 Agusta MV 1000 F4) but I think most of you would understand…
of boat engines. Holy shit. Problem is, if I ever had these puppies on the back of a boat
in the Bahamas? It’d cause such a stir, they’d be gone once my back was turned.

I’d need to build one of those boat garages…WITH Tungsten 1 foot deep thick doors and strategically
place mines around the entrance and surrounding area.
Even then, I wouldn’t feel my babies were safe.

So I guess, the good news…is my fear is going to save me $70,000 a pop.

If you want more info…

But IF…just IF I were to get these beautiful engines…
We’d have to join the forces.

The red two-wheeled slice of heaven.

The Red Hello Kitty Ferrari.

All of my sweetest’n’sexiest friends in their FINEST red bikinis…
Or not. Free will. Clothing optional…however, maybe AT LEAST a red scrunchie to keep with
the theme. I’d appreciate it. Thanks.

This one. (below) is mine. Don’t make me throw you off the boat, in VERY deep water
VERY, VERY far from any piece of land mass available.

I can’t forget my Indy.
Need something for HER to play with as well.
Bald and speedo. This is the best I could do honey, sorry!

Nah man. Those weren’t good enough for you.


Photoshopped for your fantasizing pleasure.

Photoshop makes life just THAT much more entertaining…doesn’t it?

Diana. I dunno man. Your guy, is followin’ me! Where do you see “red speedo” anywhere here?

So, who’s in???


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What’s your WHORE status?

What are your priorities in life?
What do you do with your days, weeks, months?
At the end of the year do you look back and find fulfillment in what you’ve accomplished?

Does it even matter to you, if you make a positive impact on the world around you?
Just curious.

Back to whores….


So many people, women especially, like to quickly judge prostitutes.
When in the overall spectrum…

WE ARE ALL WHORES in some way.
(and the sad reality is most street prostitutes aren’t doing it by choice)
Or, have been.

Too busy pointing the finger out and ignoring the 3 slappin’ you right in the face.
I’m the first proponent for WOMEN embracing their POWER.
(The “jewel” they have between their legs)

For me, my attitude has always been:
“This, is priceless. You gotta EARN your way down between these puppies.”

I’m far from a 10. I’m NOT a supermodel
but I’ve always had self-respect in that aspect of my life.
It tiz I who have the prize buddy!

Some girls/women don’t utilize their power and just let guys through
the “Pearly Gates” so easily and regret it in the end…
If a guy is truly into you and respects you, he will wait.
HE MUST wait, unless you wish to categorize yourself
mainly as a piece of meat.
Which is fine too, if that’s what you want.
(Guys just LOVE me. **yes, sarcasm** Well, guys actually do, it’s the lazy, dirty bag scums who
hate me for making their lives more difficult by empowering women around me.)
Cara loves you.

I know a lot of high end “girlfriend” type women.
(Comes with the territory of having very rich businessmen as friends)
If you can do it, GO. Might as well get something outta the suckers.
Essentially, all it is, is a transaction.
The majority of people in life, do things, for something in return.
People need to know, “What’s in it, for me?”


Some people do it for a nice meal and night out.
Others, for jewels.
Some to get high.
Some to get by…
A lot of the ones who are blinded by their own whoring…do it in the form of marriage.

The high horse mega million dollar wives who think the 40 year old age
difference between her and her man, doesn’t SCREAM
“Gold digger.”

But whatever man. It’s all a trade and if you can live with it, who am I to judge?
Just watch how quickly you judge others, cuz you may just be pickin’ apart
pieces of you.

Even a job you do, that you don’t wanna be doing…
is essentially whoring yourself out without spreading your legs.
Because, in the end, it’s all a means to MONEY.

Anything you do, that goes against the grains of your natural desires
for the end result of money


YOU are a WHORE.


Great revelation, no?
C’mon. Bend over and take it with a smile.

You know you wanna.

And if you don’t, I’ll pay.

Cuz everyone has a price. Right?

Doesn’t she look sweet here?
Sasha Grey.
(pics in this entry)

I didn’t know this, as I thought she was just another actress…
but thanks to the quick’n’swift knowledge base of Mr Rick V…
I’ve discovered she’s a porn star.

Porn star who’s turned to mainstream acting, modeling and music.
I wish you the BEST of luck sweetheart!!!!
(From the movie The Girlfriend Experiment that I spoke about an entry ago.)
I liked it, give it a watch.

I actually felt like I was watching my friend Diana in the movie…
NO, Diana’s not one of my high-end girlfriend type friends
they just have a similar look I guess.
However, Sasha smiles in her pictures.

I’m not scared of Sasha.

Even though they can both look kinda wicked.


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(GFE) Girlfriend Experience – ‎”If it flies, floats or fucks…it’s cheaper to rent.”

Sometimes after I have sex, I wish, I dunno like, you know I hadn’t done it.
I hate it when it’s over. It’s like, is that it?
The chase is the best part. That’s where all the excitement is.
You know, it’s, it’s…it’s a turn on that somewhere there’s a girl,
standing on a corner and she’s waiting to have sex with me.

You can approach these perfect 10s and you know you are going to get somewhere.
I can have plenty of good sex with tons of decent looking women, but what I can not get is that kick ass
super tight body 19 year old man, I would DEFINITELY pay for that.

Well, we all wish we drove a Porsche, but realistically all we are ever gonna own is a Honda
so we are lucky that we can always rent one for a couple of hours.

** Priorities. Guess I should be “lucky” that I’m not ugly, gross and pathetic
and can have my “Porsches” (I’ve actually had a 911, don’t know what all the hooplah’s about)
and “drive” em too? **

I guess for me, I think of it as…”If you put ALL that energy you use (waste) into trying to get laid…
into something of actual substance, can you imagine all the awesomeness you can generate?
Instead of just shootin’ a load…?”

Therein lies my frustration.

GFE – Girlfriend Experience (2008)
Love is more expensive than sex.

Stumbled upon this by accident while lookin’ up the original stream for the above movie.
The Girlfriend Experience (2009)

Yes, different movie.
A drama set in the days leading up to the 2008 Presidential election,
and centered on a high-end Manhattan call girl meeting the challenges of her boyfriend,
her clients, and her work.


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Crazy Amazing Bikini……..No??!!? Love it!!

Shot taken by my buddy Greg Woodson.
Posted today on FB.
Bikini’s a real eye-catcher, NO???

Thanks for letting me post it buddy!!!!


Posted by on March 27, 2012 in Art, Beauty, Fashion, Models, Photography, Pictures


My first Penthouse Magazine purchase, and the way it enlightened me.

(Bringin’ a little of the ole Crazy to 365)

Oct 23, 2010

Bought my VERY first Penthouse Magazine today.

Two of my friends, one a very close one, purchased the Penthouse brand about 6 years ago. Let’s just say, in MY BOOK, this UPPED their coolness factor by mountains. Ha ha Attended the 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo, in VEGAS, with them and a buncha friends. VIP, all the way, PENTHOUSE style! Crazy times.

Tera Wray (great kisser) ha ha She caught my attention. Awesome outfits and the COOLEST BOOTS!

Last pic was a VIP party at Tao. (Jenna Jameson, maybe you’ve heard of her)

Let’s get back to the actual magazine. Here’s what I’ve learned after my very first Penthouse Magazine read through:

1.      By page 4, under the heading “Three For All” I learn of a thoughtful girlfriend that decides to give her “girl on girl + guy” porn watching man, a “girl on girl + man” experience for his birthday. Awwww. L’amore.

2.      From the section “Full Frontal –Revealing Entertainment” I read about upcoming movies, new album releases, comic books, porn star memoirs and novels.

3.      Under “Servicing Your Needs – Life on the Top” I discover heaven on wheels, to me at least, that’s NOT a sportbike. The scrumptiously sexy Confederate P120 Fighter Combat. If someone wishes to grant me the $80,000 beauty, I won’t hate ya for it.

                 I’m also introduced to a variety of new electronics, incluing the new 3-d laptop by Toshiba. The  Satellite A665 priced at $1600.

4.      Next on the list of interesting reads, “Dick School” (excuse the suddenness of the “D” word, but we are speaking Penthouse here) which includes an article on and 6 tips from a former sex surrogate. Guys, here are your tips:

1.      STOP thinking about your penis

2.      DON’T obsess over your orgasm

3.      BREATHE

4.      WASH your ASS (Like, ewwwwwww)

5.      WASH your HANDS

6.      PRACTICE with condoms

7.      LIGHTEN UP!

For the explanations on each tip, I’m sorry, you’ll just have to run out there and grab November’s edition.

5.      After the cozy “Dick School” article, BAM! There it is. Like, THERE IT IS. Starting with Southern Comfort. No, not the drink. Briana Blair. Penthouse sure doesn’t leave much for the imagination!  I’m not sure what else there is to reveal, really. Only thing separating the images from a gynecological exam is a damn speculum!

6.      Then, just like flipping over the upper 500 sections (adult programming) of Direct TV to channel 600 (Sports Mix Channel) I’m greeted with “Mettle Testers” an article about the 10 most grueling

and rugged endurance races around the world. Following that article, is PG rated content like video game reviews and Morgan Freeman. (Which, by my opinion is a MAJOR BONER KILL!) Morgan Freeman? A big ass full page picture, of MORGAN FREEMAN. Really? I sense the workings of a SICK, very SICK, joke here.

7.      A few pages later, I’m greeted by the absolutely sensational Phoenix Marie. Stunning. A face and blue eyes that’ll just imprison your focus. Gorgeous gal and, might I add, looks EXTRAODINARY wet. Enjoy 9 full pages and a two-sided centerfold. She reminds me of an old friend of mine. Hmmmmmm. Wonder if she’s failed to mention a new career move? Her dream vacation spot is Italy (as she has Italian roots) Hey, I was planning on hitting Milan, what’s another plane ticket? Ha ha And she just went scuba diving, in the BAHAMAS, loved it and can’t wait to go back. Looks like I’mma have to get “IN TOUCH” with this little 5’9” lassie as I’m heading to the Bahamas Thursday.

8.      If you can manage to pull yourself away from November’s delicious Pet of the Month, you’ll read about a Japanese porn star/grad student, Anri Suzuki, who, after reading about Japan’s 1937 invasion of China, has offered to fuck, yes, fuck every Chinese student studying in Japan as reparation! Wow.

9.      Janessa Brazil’s (take a guess as to where she’s from, and I’m sure…that’s her real name and all) favorite fantasy is about hot sex between a secretary and her boss.

10.  Lastly, I’ve learnt where I’ll be in February. The New Orleans Penthouse Club Gold G-String Awards where a dozen or so of the nation’s top exotic dancers converge and compete. The whole idea just seems rather enlightening. No?

A favor, for anyone that may cross her path, I met her between 2004-2006, ALWAYS forgetting her name, **about 45 minutes of internet searching later** Jessica Drake! (I was looking under the wrong porn company. Happens, right?) Anyways, she – no information further – took my favorite white cotton laced butterfly g-string and, I would like to have it back. (Met her randomly one night in Florida)

Her name, and Kobe Tai were the first porn star names I ever came across. It started in 1997 when someone asked ME if I was Kobe Tai. Oh giggles. And I just remembered the Kobe Tai one because I came across it during my search for Jessica Drake. I’m tellin ya, I’m HORRIBLE with names.

After my 2008 SUBMERSION into the porn industry, my view has changed. I’m a lot more open-minded towards the whole industry, even though there’s still more darkness than light in it.

Ending off with Mary Carey, my Pine Crest School (boarding school days) Chemistry lab partner.

Like, really.

Thanks again for stopping by!!! Hope ya had fun. 🙂

 RIP Bob Guccione


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