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Can SOMEBODY explain to me how one shakes their anus???

13 Jan

LOVE LOVE LOVE this song.
When I first heard it on the radio, I knew I needed to download it ASAP.
However, there’s a line that TOTALLY ruins it for me…well, OK.
Not totally, but pretty damn close.

“All of it depends on the way you shaking your anus.”

That’s Nelly’s verse. It’s like, really?
He needed something to rhyme with “famous.”
But c’mon.
Really???

The anus is an opening at the opposite end of an animal’s digestive tract from the mouth. Its function is to control the expulsion of feces, unwanted semi-solid matter produced during digestion, which, depending on the type of animal, may be one or more of: matter which the animal cannot digest, such as bones; food material after all the nutrients have been extracted, for example cellulose or lignin; ingested matter which would be toxic if it remained in the digestive tract; and dead or excess gut bacteria and other endosymbionts.

Why would I want anyone to be shaking theirs?
Nevertheless watching one shake.
How does one shake their anus?

I guess you could with one of these…

A pic I came across on Google.
Google anus.
OMG.

Not pleasant. Not pleasant at all.

Did ya see the site? “chan4chan.com?”
OMG. How dare they use my precious name for such “EWWWWWWWW” activity!

And here’s the Holy side of anuses.
See Jesus?

 
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Posted by on January 13, 2012 in Art, Music, Religion/God/Spirituality

 

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