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Forget YOU! I’ve got better pussy to pounce on. $13 Million Reasons……

27 Dec

Meet Tommaso.
A stray from Rome who was rescued by Maria Assunta.
She died recently and left her $13 million dollar estate(S) to him.

Like, WHAT can you possibly do FOR a CAT that’ll splurge $13 million dollars of stuff for it to enjoy?
Gold crusted cavier for lunch?

I need to find Stefania!
(Hey, YOU – Stephanie – HER – Stefania)
Hmmmmm.

Maybe I’ve been loving the wrong Stephanie!
Ha ha

Cuz she’s the woman in charge of taking care of the “poor wittle” pussy.

Tommaso, isn’t the richest of animals.
No, he’s third.
Behind:

Kalu the Chimp: $80 Million

and

Gunther IV, a dog: $372 Million

Gunther IV’s dad? Yes, another dog (DUH) who passed down his inheritance.

At least I don’t have to worry anymore.
My parents always threatened to leave everything to the parrot.
Well, NEWSFLASH:

He just died.

So NOW what?!?!?

🙂

 
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Posted by on December 27, 2011 in Economics, Family, Money

 

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